the fact that there’s only about 5000 people who’ve reblogged this scares me. That means that less that 5000 people know where these come from.
I feel old…
literally every person on earth has read the very hungry caterpillar
Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, what I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes and say “I know that you’re not okay, here is $1000.00”.
Studies show that if theres gonna be free food I will show up 100% of the time
I Ate Too Much Free Bread Appetizer And Can’t Finish My Entree: A six-part documentary starring me